In honor of these brave knight warriors who sacrified their own lifes for our freedom. And in remembrance of a whole bunch of events through out history on this very day. We dedicate this day called VIDOVDAN!
To get to Gazimestan, the place where this field is located, all the Serb druids together with its Amazons have to go deep in to occupied enemy territory. They are using a metal horse, an invention made by the Serb druid Grujo back in June 28, 1634. Today people call this metal horse a bus.
The metalhorse needs to pass the occupied Serbian village of Pristina where the enemy puppets prepared an ambush. When our metal horses are passing the village, thousands of bricks are being fired upon the convoy. Obelic got hungry and tried to stop our Metal Horse so that she can go out and eat one of the Albanian puppies. But the rest of us barely managed to stop her and convince her to wait.
Once the destination is reached, everybody in good mood gets out from their metal horses and immediately gets brutally harassed by the Albanian Mafia dressed in black for this occasion. They are all equipped with some sort of a metal article which, when you press a small trigger, gives away a loud banging sound. All the Serb druids are ordered to take off their Shirts and T-shirts.
Olivera, a spirited 59 year old Amazon gets brutally tackled to the ground by one of the Albanian mafia members seemingly for no reason what so ever. Obelic is quickly there and starts twisting the nose on the Albanian mafiamember who sees no other choice but the let go of Olivera. The remaining blackdressed members of the Albanian mafia starts surrounding Obelic but they start spreading to all locations once they see Obelic using the mafiamembers in the front as targets of a slapping contest. The entire incident is witnessed by the policing organization EULEX. This organization is given the assignement to police the occupied areas of Master Weapons & Money-Honey. One of the Serb druids approach these EULEX donkeys and tries to file a complaint about the incident with the Amazon Olivera. However this is useless, a donkey can not do anything about it.
The rest of the day is spent drinking the holy potion of Shljivovitsa made by our druid Grujo and feasting of the wildboar steaks that our Amazons prepared. After that all jumped in to the metal horses and went home to the Northern parts of Kosovo where the enemy boot dare not step.
Den Galna Serben
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Vidovdan with Kosovo girl Nevena