The villagers are preparing for some kind of parade. A villager who runs into Obelic and presents himself as Gay Masturbic, screaming frantically that the sect homo- cactus is going to be celebrated. Serbs know very well what the sect homo-cactus is. This is a cult where Druids don`t mate with Amazons. For some reason, this homo-cactus is mating with another homo-cactus of the same gender…… This Sect would apparently by this parade want to attract all Serbs to join in on this homo-sekto - mating. And who can blame them, the poor suckers probably finally realize that mating with homo-cactus will never give birth to any new mini-cactus. And so they need to recruit new members in organized parades such as this one.
Asteric grabs a pretending to be Amazon and test wheither it is possible to mate. After inhaling half the pot with the sacred potion Sljivovica that Obelic brought with her, Asteric had to give up. The impressive penetration machinery at the analmine was and remained motionless. When not even the sacred potion can turn the machine on, there is nothing that can.
Asteric and Obelic sets off and start looking for them traditional Serbs who are known to be in this area. It turns out this task is extremely difficult. Obelic 'll have to sit on one that seems to be Albanian or perhaps Taliban. Jerko Dick as this gentleman calls himself, gasping out something absolutely terrible. Apparently Master Arms & Money Honey have new means of torture, means that they use on all Serbian inhabitants of this village. This torture is some kind of a soap and when the same is used, it`s obviously paralyzing residents and the poor Serbs can not tear them self away from this eternal torture.
The pieces of the puzzle falls more and more into place and Asteric and Obelic now realize why the village streets are filled with homo-cactus. Serbs are being held captive and tortured by an excruciating soap led by someone who is called "Big Brother." This is a crime against the Serbian resolution in the Vallhalla Congress. The few Serbs that have managed to escape this soap are hunted down and forced to convert to homo-cactus and join the parade.
Master Weapon & Money-honey only give money to members of homo-cactus, so any Serb not willing to convert is left in the alleys to die a brutal slow death by hunger.
By Den Galna Serben